Top 10 Reasons That Skintight Levis 501s Are So Fine
These are the top ten reasons that skintight levis 501s are so fine:
10. When playing football with your buddies, all of them try to tackle you when you are running with the football just so they can really enjoy the feel of grabbing and groping your skintight faded levis 501s and what’s buried inside! In fact, you might even enjoy it too! Watching guys in skintight levis play football is so hot!
9. When you wear them out on the street, it’s so much fun to see other guys check out your skintight faded levis 501s and drool all over themselves, either wishing they had a pair on as tight as yours, or wishing they were helping you enjoy yours up close and personal.
8. The feel of that soft, skintight denim (no underwear!) rubbing against your cock makes the little critter very happy! And when he’s happy, well, you just can’t help it but be happy too! Walking in skintight levis is like getting a continuous massage of your crotch and ass with every step you take! Hell, no, it’s not LIKE getting a massage, it IS getting a massage!
7. Riding a horse, bicycle or motorcycle is sheer pleasure in skintight levis 501s! As a bonus, your ass does not get nearly as sore when it’s got the skintight levis hugging it! Think of all the saddle sores that could have been prevented years ago when the west was being settled if only guys had worn their levis skintight!
6. Skintight faded levis 501s are sheer joy to watch when they’re on another guy. They are even better to feel on another guy! No matter what the guy is doing, he naturally looks great doing it in his skintight faded levis!
5. If you don’t loan them out to friends, your skintight faded levis 501s are the ultimate in safe sex! You can cum in them with complete safety and enjoyment! No one has ever gotten a sexually transmitted disease from his own skintight levis! Think of them as a skintight denim condom!–only reusable! If guys only came in their skintight levis, not only would unwanted pregnancies be a thing of the past, but STD’s (sexually transmitted diseases) would eventually stop their spread! Could it be that skintight levis could save civilization as we know it? (ok, sorry–this should have gone in the list, “Top Ten Reasons how and why skintight levis can save western civilization.”)
4. Doing anything in your skintight faded levis 501s is a lot more fun! Yardwork, construction, shopping, going to work or school, riding a bike or motorcycle, or any other activity is much more fun when you’re in your skintight faded levis. Even sex alone or with others.
3. You can save tons of money by not having to buy underwear–your skintight levis 501s ARE your underwear! As a bonus, you don’t even have to wash them, well, not as often, anyway!
2. When you cum in them the stains make such neat designs–especially when you haven’t washed your skintight faded levis 501s for months–or years! Scientists could use the stains in your tortured levis for “inkblot” psychological tests. How you stain your skintight levis tells a lot about you.
And the number one reason that skintight faded levis 501s are so fine is…….
1. Loose Levis suck royally!
10. When playing football with your buddies, all of them try to tackle you when you are running with the football just so they can really enjoy the feel of grabbing and groping your skintight faded levis 501s and what’s buried inside! In fact, you might even enjoy it too! Watching guys in skintight levis play football is so hot!
9. When you wear them out on the street, it’s so much fun to see other guys check out your skintight faded levis 501s and drool all over themselves, either wishing they had a pair on as tight as yours, or wishing they were helping you enjoy yours up close and personal.
8. The feel of that soft, skintight denim (no underwear!) rubbing against your cock makes the little critter very happy! And when he’s happy, well, you just can’t help it but be happy too! Walking in skintight levis is like getting a continuous massage of your crotch and ass with every step you take! Hell, no, it’s not LIKE getting a massage, it IS getting a massage!
7. Riding a horse, bicycle or motorcycle is sheer pleasure in skintight levis 501s! As a bonus, your ass does not get nearly as sore when it’s got the skintight levis hugging it! Think of all the saddle sores that could have been prevented years ago when the west was being settled if only guys had worn their levis skintight!
6. Skintight faded levis 501s are sheer joy to watch when they’re on another guy. They are even better to feel on another guy! No matter what the guy is doing, he naturally looks great doing it in his skintight faded levis!
5. If you don’t loan them out to friends, your skintight faded levis 501s are the ultimate in safe sex! You can cum in them with complete safety and enjoyment! No one has ever gotten a sexually transmitted disease from his own skintight levis! Think of them as a skintight denim condom!–only reusable! If guys only came in their skintight levis, not only would unwanted pregnancies be a thing of the past, but STD’s (sexually transmitted diseases) would eventually stop their spread! Could it be that skintight levis could save civilization as we know it? (ok, sorry–this should have gone in the list, “Top Ten Reasons how and why skintight levis can save western civilization.”)
4. Doing anything in your skintight faded levis 501s is a lot more fun! Yardwork, construction, shopping, going to work or school, riding a bike or motorcycle, or any other activity is much more fun when you’re in your skintight faded levis. Even sex alone or with others.
3. You can save tons of money by not having to buy underwear–your skintight levis 501s ARE your underwear! As a bonus, you don’t even have to wash them, well, not as often, anyway!
2. When you cum in them the stains make such neat designs–especially when you haven’t washed your skintight faded levis 501s for months–or years! Scientists could use the stains in your tortured levis for “inkblot” psychological tests. How you stain your skintight levis tells a lot about you.
And the number one reason that skintight faded levis 501s are so fine is…….
1. Loose Levis suck royally!
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